Thursday, March 10, 2011

Elf Ork Porn Welcomes You to OSR (And My Other Weirdest Keyword Hits This Week)

By this morning everyone is undoubtedly aware of James' brilliant idea to use his hottest blog keyword combo hot elf chick to pimp their blogs.

This is funny timing, because over the last week I have been keeping notes on the weirdest Google search keywords that have resulted in people finding my blog. Yes - elf ork porn uncovered my blog for some mysterious soul out there in the world. Don't ask me why, because I've never written about my feelings on this topic. Here are this week's keyword winners grouped by theme:

NAUGHTY:
elf ork porn   (cool)
cyclopeatron porn   (I'm flattered)
trent foster porn   (Another L.A. DM making naughty movies, eh?)
kitten raping clown demon
necro babe
limp hammer
3d tits   (Definitely better than 2d tits)
tits anaglyph

TATTOOS:
wizard castle tattoos   (Awesome - I want one of these)
happyclown tattoo  (I'll pass...)

MYSTERIES I CAN'T HELP WITH:
are there any tunnels on venus
how to identify water mycelium
the cost of cotton in 1840   (I hope this person enjoyed Cyclopeatron) 
80s fashion jcpenney    (Must be my new Arnesonian eyeglass frames) 
thought tunnel task sheet   (Sounds like an excellent gaming aide)

OBESITY EPIDEMIC:
fat larper
fat wizard  (This one has popped up twice this week)

GAME NERDZ:
half orc larp  (A result of human + orc larp gone to far?) 
larp hammer
dices my precious
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Posted by Bob Reed at 11:56 AM
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    "kitten raping clown demon"

    What a great name for a blog!

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  2. Chris KutalikMarch 10, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    @Grendelwulf
    I was thinking the same about "the cost of cotton in 1840"

    Google does bring in strange searches. I had three hits for "German wristwatch porn" last week. Weird enough to get it once, but three times?!

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  3. XyanthonMarch 10, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    Hhahaha, those key word search combos had me chuckling. Although a few of them are a bit disturbing.

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  4. Digital OrcMarch 10, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Once again you've got me thinking. I posted a response to this post and your previous and included a link to your wonderful blog: http://digitalorc.blogspot.com/2011/03/why-i-blog-or-hot-naked-elf-chicks-in.html

    Thanks!

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  5. Carter SolesMarch 10, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    "thought tunnel task sheet"

    Must be for psionics use!

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  6. E.G.PalmerMarch 10, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    I once got a keyword hit from "pelor bear". Which made me think maybe the temples of Pelor have guardian bears.

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  7. AlexeyMarch 11, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    How does one find out the key words people are using to find his site? Considering I just posted something recently about Billy Ocean performing pelvic thrusts, I'd better start checking that out.

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  8. Bob ReedMarch 11, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    How does one find out the key words people are using to find his site?

    I use StatCounter, but I think most similar services will let you track search keywords. Kinda fun...

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  9. ArkheinMarch 13, 2011 at 12:55 AM

    You do realize, that with this blog entry, the searches are just going to get weirder and weirder. :)

    - Ark

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  10. TrentMarch 14, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    I'd love to hear from whoever did a Google search for "trent foster porn" and, umm, what it was you were looking for...

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  11. Greg GorgonmilkMarch 16, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    Dibs on "Tits Anaglyph".

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  12. C'nor (Outermost_Toe)March 17, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    How to identify water mycelium:

    Take a spore print and then use one of the many spore pattern identifier sites.

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