Thursday, March 10, 2011

Elf Ork Porn Welcomes You to OSR (And My Other Weirdest Keyword Hits This Week)

By this morning everyone is undoubtedly aware of James' brilliant idea to use his hottest blog keyword combo hot elf chick to pimp their blogs.

This is funny timing, because over the last week I have been keeping notes on the weirdest Google search keywords that have resulted in people finding my blog. Yes - elf ork porn uncovered my blog for some mysterious soul out there in the world. Don't ask me why, because I've never written about my feelings on this topic. Here are this week's keyword winners grouped by theme:

NAUGHTY:
elf ork porn   (cool)
cyclopeatron porn   (I'm flattered)
trent foster porn   (Another L.A. DM making naughty movies, eh?)
kitten raping clown demon
necro babe
limp hammer
3d tits   (Definitely better than 2d tits)
tits anaglyph

TATTOOS:
wizard castle tattoos   (Awesome - I want one of these)
happyclown tattoo  (I'll pass...)

MYSTERIES I CAN'T HELP WITH:
are there any tunnels on venus
how to identify water mycelium
the cost of cotton in 1840   (I hope this person enjoyed Cyclopeatron) 
80s fashion jcpenney    (Must be my new Arnesonian eyeglass frames) 
thought tunnel task sheet   (Sounds like an excellent gaming aide)

OBESITY EPIDEMIC:
fat larper
fat wizard  (This one has popped up twice this week)

GAME NERDZ:
half orc larp  (A result of human + orc larp gone to far?) 
larp hammer
dices my precious